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const TAG = "spz-custom-product-automatic"; class SpzCustomProductAutomatic extends SPZ.BaseElement { constructor(element) { super(element); this.variant_id = '479d9e50-f52f-4821-a55c-a094727a9d41'; this.isRTL = SPZ.win.document.dir === 'rtl'; this.isAddingToCart_ = false; // 加购中状态 } static deferredMount() { return false; } buildCallback() { this.action_ = SPZServices.actionServiceForDoc(this.element); this.templates_ = SPZServices.templatesForDoc(this.element); this.xhr_ = SPZServices.xhrFor(this.win); this.setupAction_(); this.viewport_ = this.getViewport(); } mountCallback() { this.init(); // 监听事件 this.bindEvent_(); } async init() { this.handleFitTheme(); const data = await this.getDiscountList(); this.renderApiData_(data); } async getDiscountList() { const productId = '59e5182f-f547-4568-85c5-132780d3fe05'; const variantId = this.variant_id; const productType = 'default'; const reqBody = { product_id: productId, variant_id: variantId, discount_method: "DM_AUTOMATIC", customer: { customer_id: window.C_SETTINGS.customer.customer_id, email: window.C_SETTINGS.customer.customer_email }, product_type: productType } const url = `/api/storefront/promotion/display_setting/text/list`; const data = await this.xhr_.fetchJson(url, { method: "post", body: reqBody }).then(res => { return res; }).catch(err => { this.setContainerDisabled(false); }) return data; } async renderDiscountList() { this.setContainerDisabled(true); const data = await this.getDiscountList(); this.setContainerDisabled(false); // 重新渲染 抖动问题处理 this.renderApiData_(data); } clearDom() { const children = this.element.querySelector('*:not(template)'); children && SPZCore.Dom.removeElement(children); } async renderApiData_(data) { const parentDiv = document.querySelector('.automatic_discount_container'); const newTplDom = await this.getRenderTemplate(data); if (parentDiv) { parentDiv.innerHTML = ''; parentDiv.appendChild(newTplDom); } else { console.log('automatic_discount_container is null'); } } doRender_(data) { const renderData = data || {}; return this.templates_ .findAndRenderTemplate(this.element, renderData) .then((el) => { this.clearDom(); this.element.appendChild(el); }); } async getRenderTemplate(data) { const renderData = data || {}; return this.templates_ .findAndRenderTemplate(this.element, { ...renderData, isRTL: this.isRTL }) .then((el) => { this.clearDom(); return el; }); } setContainerDisabled(isDisable) { const automaticDiscountEl = document.querySelector('.automatic_discount_container_outer'); if(isDisable) { automaticDiscountEl.setAttribute('disabled', ''); } else { automaticDiscountEl.removeAttribute('disabled'); } } // 绑定事件 bindEvent_() { window.addEventListener('click', (e) => { let containerNodes = document.querySelectorAll(".automatic-container .panel"); let bool; Array.from(containerNodes).forEach((node) => { if(node.contains(e.target)){ bool = true; } }) // 是否popover面板点击范围 if (bool) { return; } if(e.target.classList.contains('drowdown-icon') || e.target.parentNode.classList.contains('drowdown-icon')){ return; } const nodes = document.querySelectorAll('.automatic-container'); Array.from(nodes).forEach((node) => { node.classList.remove('open-dropdown'); }) // 兼容主题 this.toggleProductSticky(true); }) // 监听变体变化 document.addEventListener('dj.variantChange', async(event) => { // 重新渲染 const variant = event.detail.selected; if (variant.product_id == '59e5182f-f547-4568-85c5-132780d3fe05' && variant.id != this.variant_id) { this.variant_id = variant.id; this.renderDiscountList(); } }); } // 兼容主题 handleFitTheme() { // top 属性影响抖动 let productInfoEl = null; if (window.SHOPLAZZA.theme.merchant_theme_name === 'Wind' || window.SHOPLAZZA.theme.merchant_theme_name === 'Flash') { productInfoEl = document.querySelector('.product-info-body .product-sticky-container'); } else if (window.SHOPLAZZA.theme.merchant_theme_name === 'Hero') { productInfoEl = document.querySelector('.product__info-wrapper .properties-content'); } if(productInfoEl){ productInfoEl.classList.add('force-top-auto'); } } // 兼容 wind/flash /hero 主题 (sticky属性影响 popover 层级展示, 会被其他元素覆盖) toggleProductSticky(isSticky) { let productInfoEl = null; if (window.SHOPLAZZA.theme.merchant_theme_name === 'Wind' || window.SHOPLAZZA.theme.merchant_theme_name === 'Flash') { productInfoEl = document.querySelector('.product-info-body .product-sticky-container'); } else if (window.SHOPLAZZA.theme.merchant_theme_name === 'Hero') { productInfoEl = document.querySelector('.product__info-wrapper .properties-content'); } if(productInfoEl){ if(isSticky) { // 还原该主题原有的sticky属性值 productInfoEl.classList.remove('force-position-static'); return; } productInfoEl.classList.toggle('force-position-static'); } } setupAction_() { this.registerAction('handleDropdown', (invocation) => { const discount_id = invocation.args.discount_id; const nodes = document.querySelectorAll('.automatic-container'); Array.from(nodes).forEach((node) => { if(node.getAttribute('id') != `automatic-${discount_id}`) { node.classList.remove('open-dropdown'); } }) const $discount_item = document.querySelector(`#automatic-${discount_id}`); $discount_item && $discount_item.classList.toggle('open-dropdown'); // 兼容主题 this.toggleProductSticky(); }); // 加购事件 this.registerAction('handleAddToCart', (invocation) => { // 阻止事件冒泡 const event = invocation.event; if (event) { event.stopPropagation(); event.preventDefault(); } // 如果正在加购中,直接返回 if (this.isAddingToCart_) { return; } const quantity = invocation.args.quantity || 1; this.addToCart(quantity); }); } // 加购方法 async addToCart(quantity) { // 设置加购中状态 this.isAddingToCart_ = true; const productId = '59e5182f-f547-4568-85c5-132780d3fe05'; const variantId = this.variant_id; const url = '/api/cart'; const reqBody = { product_id: productId, variant_id: variantId, quantity: quantity }; try { const data = await this.xhr_.fetchJson(url, { method: 'POST', body: reqBody }); // 触发加购成功提示 this.triggerAddToCartToast_(); return data; } catch (error) { error.then(err=>{ this.showToast_(err?.message || err?.errors?.[0] || 'Unknown error'); }) } finally { // 无论成功失败,都重置加购状态 this.isAddingToCart_ = false; } } showToast_(message) { const toastEl = document.querySelector("#apps-match-drawer-add_to_cart_toast"); if (toastEl) { SPZ.whenApiDefined(toastEl).then((apis) => { apis.showToast(message); }); } } // 触发加购成功提示 triggerAddToCartToast_() { // 如果主题有自己的加购提示,则不显示 const themeAddToCartToastEl = document.querySelector('#add-cart-event-proxy'); if (themeAddToCartToastEl) return; // 显示应用的加购成功提示 this.showToast_("Added successfully"); } triggerEvent_(name, data) { const event = SPZUtils.Event.create(this.win, `${ TAG }.${ name }`, data || {}); this.action_.trigger(this.element, name, event); } isLayoutSupported(layout) { return layout == SPZCore.Layout.CONTAINER; } } SPZ.defineElement(TAG, SpzCustomProductAutomatic);
class SpzCustomDiscountBundle extends SPZ.BaseElement { constructor(element) { super(element); } isLayoutSupported(layout) { return layout == SPZCore.Layout.LOGIC; } mountCallback() {} unmountCallback() {} setupAction_() { this.registerAction('showAddToCartToast', () => { const themeAddToCartToastEl = document.querySelector('#add-cart-event-proxy') if(themeAddToCartToastEl) return const toastEl = document.querySelector('#apps-match-drawer-add_to_cart_toast') SPZ.whenApiDefined(toastEl).then((apis) => { apis.showToast("Added successfully"); }); }); } buildCallback() { this.setupAction_(); }; } SPZ.defineElement('spz-custom-discount-toast', SpzCustomDiscountBundle);
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/** @private {string} */ class SpzCustomAnchorScroll extends SPZ.BaseElement { static deferredMount() { return false; } constructor(element) { super(element); /** @private {Element} */ this.scrollableContainer_ = null; } isLayoutSupported(layout) { return layout == SPZCore.Layout.LOGIC; } buildCallback() { this.viewport_ = this.getViewport(); this.initActions_(); } setTarget(containerId, targetId) { this.containerId = '#' + containerId; this.targetId = '#' + targetId; } scrollToTarget() { const container = document.querySelector(this.containerId); const target = container.querySelector(this.targetId); const {scrollTop} = container; const eleOffsetTop = this.getOffsetTop_(target, container); this.viewport_ .interpolateScrollIntoView_( container, scrollTop, scrollTop + eleOffsetTop ); } initActions_() { this.registerAction( 'scrollToTarget', (invocation) => this.scrollToTarget(invocation?.caller) ); this.registerAction( 'setTarget', (invocation) => this.setTarget(invocation?.args?.containerId, invocation?.args?.targetId) ); } /** * @param {Element} element * @param {Element} container * @return {number} * @private */ getOffsetTop_(element, container) { if (!element./*OK*/ getClientRects().length) { return 0; } const rect = element./*OK*/ getBoundingClientRect(); if (rect.width || rect.height) { return rect.top - container./*OK*/ getBoundingClientRect().top; } return rect.top; } } SPZ.defineElement('spz-custom-anchor-scroll', SpzCustomAnchorScroll); const STRENGTHEN_TRUST_URL = "/api/strengthen_trust/settings"; class SpzCustomStrengthenTrust extends SPZ.BaseElement { constructor(element) { super(element); this.renderElement_ = null; } isLayoutSupported(layout) { return layout == SPZCore.Layout.CONTAINER; } buildCallback() { this.xhr_ = SPZServices.xhrFor(this.win); const renderId = this.element.getAttribute('render-id'); SPZCore.Dom.waitForChild( document.body, () => !!document.getElementById(renderId), () => { this.renderElement_ = SPZCore.Dom.scopedQuerySelector( document.body, `#${renderId}` ); if (this.renderElement_) { this.render_(); } this.registerAction('track', (invocation) => { this.track_(invocation.args); }); } ); } render_() { this.fetchData_().then((data) => { if (!data) { return; } SPZ.whenApiDefined(this.renderElement_).then((apis) => { apis?.render(data); document.querySelector('#strengthen-trust-render-1539149753700').addEventListener('click',(event)=>{ if(event.target.nodeName == 'A'){ this.track_({type: 'trust_content_click'}); } }) }); }); } track_(data = {}) { const track = window.sa && window.sa.track; if (!track) { return; } track('trust_enhancement_event', data); } parseJSON_(string) { let result = {}; try { result = JSON.parse(string); } catch (e) {} return result; } fetchData_() { return this.xhr_ .fetchJson(STRENGTHEN_TRUST_URL) .then((responseData) => { if (!responseData || !responseData.data) { return null; } const data = responseData.data; const moduleSettings = (data.module_settings || []).reduce((result, moduleSetting) => { return result.concat(Object.assign(moduleSetting, { logos: (moduleSetting.logos || []).map((item) => { return moduleSetting.logos_type == 'custom' ? this.parseJSON_(item) : item; }) })); }, []); return Object.assign(data, { module_settings: moduleSettings, isEditor: window.self !== window.top, }); }); } } SPZ.defineElement('spz-custom-strengthen-trust', SpzCustomStrengthenTrust);

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🎁As a Christmas gift for your family or friends, this limited stock Funny Adult Wooden Holiday Decor will be perfect!


Tired of boring, basic Christmas decor? Spice up your tree (or someone else’s) with these unapologetically cheeky gingerbread ornaments—for grown-ups only 😉

Carved from natural wood (each piece has unique grain/tone, so yours is one-of-a-kind!), these 2.5”x4” bad boys serve up chaos, humor, and zero holiday innocence. Whether you’re a fan of bookish spice, playful filth, or just love trolling your conservative relatives, these ornaments are the ultimate conversation starter (or stopper).

Choose your vibe (or collect ‘em all—we won’t judge):
  • Good Girl 🍬 (classic, obedient energy)
  • Yes Daddy 🫡 (for the unapologetic followers)
  • Scream for Us 👥 (the group project of ornaments)
  • Why Choose? 🤷‍♀️ (when one gingerbread just isn’t enough)
  • Spank Me 🍑 (complete with a tiny spatula—chef’s kiss)
  • Choke Me 🫠 (drama, but make it festive)
Pro tip: Hang ‘em where the kids can’t reach… unless you want to explain a lot over eggnog.
Key Details 
  • Material: Natural wood (unique grain/tone per piece!)
  • Size: 2.5” wide x 4” tall
  • Vibe: Unhinged, spicy, 18+ only
  • Perfect For: Naughty Secret Santas, kinky holiday parties, or adding chaos to your own tree